Keeping this very short and sweet. I would just like to apologize to the five people who read this blog for the lack of consistent updates these past few months. I haven't been afflicted with writer's block so much as Big-Bang-Theory-writeritis, wherein all my ideas are absolute shit and I am incapable of saying anything genuinely thoughtful or humorous. Starting this Sunday, September 6, and until the end of the 2015 calendar year I will be posting an article a week. To compensate for my already busy schedule of bullshitting on YouTube for hours on end some of my posts may be a bit shorter than I would prefer. Also, I've been reading a lot of E. B. White recently and kind of want to try waxing poetic about the mundane (that's not a dig at White, the man is my favorite writer ever).
Anyways, that's my plan going forward in a nutshell. To the five of you who have supported me, I thank you. Eventually I'll attempt to monetize your support via Etsy or some other cash grab technique.
Excelsior!!!
