Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Monkeys

10 little monkeys jumping on the bed!

One fell off and broke his head!

Mama called the doctor and the doctor said!

Your son has suffered very severe head trauma, one of the worst cases I've ever seen. The fall from his bed crushed his cervical vertebrae and left him with a penetrating skull fracture, which in turn lead to intense intraparenchymal hemorrhaging; that means his brain tissue is bleeding, Mrs. Monkey, and, try as we might, we have been unable to slow it down let alone stop it. He has been having frequent, violent seizures for the past two hours and his heart beat is becoming increasingly erratic. I'm sorry but at this point there isn't much else we can do. If you have anything you'd like to say to him now is the time. And Mrs. Monkey? Please, I beg of you, do not allow any more of your children to jump on their bed. I think we've all had enough heartache for one night.
 
9 little monkeys jumping on the bed!

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