Haiku

A few unrelated haiku

How to improve golf
Tusken raiders and sarlaccs
Who wouldn't watch that?

Her name was Candy
Studying to be artist
Likely a stripper

Jokester co-worker
The peanuts remain silent
Thank god no one's sick

Really need a muse
Would make my daydreams better
Looks good on cards too

Blood on the TV
Newspaper scoffs, Is there more?
We're working on it

Warrior, he says
Misanthrope more accurate
Off to slay dragons

I open the door
She smiles, not genuine
I am still outside

Not hungry for food
People greet me, I'm polite
Off to cook for one

Voices! There or not?
Sisyphus had it easy
Knows it's the boulder

She asked What is love?
I turned to her in reply
For motherfuckers